The first display shows a slab inscribed with Egyptian hieroglyphics. "Good graphics, but weight makes for poor portability," the video declares.
Next up: The 10 Commandments. "Excellent durability, but zero flexibility (can?t edit)" is the verdict.
The Rosetta Stone follows -- "Multi-lingual support, but low-resolution screen" -- trailed by a Maya stone -- "Successful Latin American distribution, but rumored 2012 self-destruct feature."
Then Motorola really gets to work. The iPad is deemed to be "like a giant iPhone, but ... it's like a giant iPhone." The Samsung Galaxy Tab has "Android OS, but ... Android OS for a phone."
And finally, the star of the show is pictured under a cloth as a bee begins to buzz.
Watch the video here.