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Sony's proposal for all those seeking to spot ghosts out there is the 'Proton Pack', a revolutionary portable device that captures ectoplasmic matter.
Sony has put many resources on the new device. The Proton Pack is equipped with a state-of-the-art, miniaturized superconducting synchrotron, which accelerates injected protons from a hydrogen plasma cell. Superconducting temperatures are maintained by a liquid helium reservoir, and an active cryocooler ensures that operational time vastly exceeds that available from a cryogen dewar alone. Adaptive beam-steering technology guides the proton beam to an ergonomic wand, which doubles as a beam-halo tuning cavity to provide maximum down-range accuracy. The backpack form factor allows built-in psychokinetic grounding to the user?s spinal column, eliminating spectral noise feedback loops.
 Weighing 6.66 kilograms/14.68 pounds, the Proton Pack incorporates the same STAMINA mode featured in Sony Mobile Communications' latest Xperia smartphones. The Proton Pack integrates the same super slow motion capture capability as Sony?s Cyber-shot RX series premium compact cameras, allowing users to capture the matter in 960 frames-per-second high frame rates and accurately record the movement of its target. Its embedded Sony 4K Ultra Short Throw Projector allows users to view captured matter in real time. Near Field Communications technology will make it possible to connect the Proton Pack wirelessly to other Sony products such as BRAVIA televisions and Xperia smartphones to view, forward, and share entities. The Proton Pack is also water and slime-proof.
The Proton Pack will appear in the U.S. on July 15, 2016.
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